Parasites?

Woah, breakthrough! Today a friend of mine and I were discussing what the human race is most like. He decided that its like a huge group of parasites that feed off of one another for their entire life, always "eating" or being "eaten" by one of its comrades.

Let me explain....

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much they decide to have a baby. For the first nine months the parasite(this is what I'll call people for the rest of the explanation, just so you know) sucks all the energy and food from the mother, rejecting any food they detest. The mother is always sore and sick and not feeling her best. This causes her to have a short temper, thereby making the dad's life sucky too.

The parasite is born and is very cute...but very needy. It needs food and comfort and sleep and are always pooping, puking, or crying (sometimes all three at once...ew). It keeps its parents up all hours of the night and they soon are running very low on energy.

The parasite starts to grow up. But the bigger it gets, the more food it needs, the more money seems to be wasted on it. It starts going to school, and that just adds to the costs.

Then it gets to the adolescent stage of life. It starts questioning what its parents say and decides it wants to make its own decisions. It gets snotty and acts very much like it deserves everything. It is constantly begging money off its parents so it can dress like the other parasites its age. Not only that, but it wants to hang out where the other parasites hang out, have seen the same movies they have, and have everything that any other parasite thinks is "cool" or "sick" or "rad". They act like this is a necessity, and to them it is. At this age to be like everyone else is the only rule for survival.

Then the worst thing happens....The parasite finds another parasite they like a lot and they get married. They make a bunch of their own parasites, and the whole cycle starts again. There is more parasitic relationships then just the family too. What about the whole countries of parasites wanting to feed off a smaller country of parasites, so they attack them with weapons and cunning warfare until they are in charge?

This is a huge topic that needs to be adressed. I know that the human race can get out of its parasitic cycle if it tries hard enough.

I agree with Maisha about the comment on how boys are only flawed to make them more interesting...however...

Why must they be so aggravating? I feel sometimes that I do all the work when it comes to any relationships with any guys. They say they don't understand us? I'm never sure what they're going to do next! I feel a little ashamed to admit that sometimes I ask my brother what a buy is thinking while doing something. He's usually not very helpful, which makes sense since he's so much younger than the guys I talk about.

For instance, I currently like three guys. One of those boys knows I like him. He doesn't believe that I like other guys, and I flirt with one of them right in front of him!! How blind can you be to that kind of stuff?

He also has told me blatantly that he doesn't feel the same way I feel about him. I know this is probably the easiest, least awkward way for us to remain friends, but that doesn't stop it from hurting when I hear it. Why are they so inconsiderate sometimes? I know they have feelings. How would he feel if I ripped his heart out?

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P.S. If you do read this, tell all your friends about it! I would love to be able to help as many people as possible! THANKS!

First I need to say to lex that I think this is a great idea. It will be super fun (wow, that was super valley girlish of me). I really don't know what else to say here. If you haven't figured it out already this is maisha adding my two bits on our blog. My important philosophy of the day is... if boys weren't flawed they'd just be boring and that's the only reason why we put up with them. I need a nap now. I'm beyond tired so goodnight and I'll see lexi later.

Welcome Maish! (and others)

Hello hello! Seems to me you've successfully found the new blog Maish and I are going to share. Here we will talk about many varying topics. From boys(though they confuse us too) to school(which sometimes can suck), you name it, we'll discuss it. We'll have online conversations and answer all the questions you guys(if there will be anyone besides us at the blog) leave in the comments. I hope this can be a helpful stop for all teenagers, boy or girl. Hope you enjoy!
Note to Maisha: If you don't want to do this I can easily delete it. Just let me know! :) (if you haven't accepted my invitation to do the blog yet, check your email. Love you!)